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Angry cat, photo by U Kersting, flickr

Is your cat secretly planning to murder you?

Take this quiz to find out whether your cat is secretly plotting your demise.


How often do you find your cat sleeping on or near the top of the stairs?

Very often
It has happened occasionally
Never

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Have you ever seen your cat do this?


Gosh no!
Sometimes
Only when I step on her tail
This is a common occurrence with my cat.

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Does your cat ever pretend to be licking you nicely and then suddenly bite?

No
Sometimes
Regularly

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When you stare lovingly at your cat, which of these cats is yours most like?

Cat A:


Cat B:


Cat C:


Cat A
Cat B
Cat C

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How often does your cat leave random bodily fluids (vomit, stool, urine) around the house?

Never
Occasionally
Very Often

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Have you ever dressed your cat up in anything?

cat in sweater
Photo courtesy of ColKorn1982,flickr.

Never
Sometimes I try putting random things on his head to see if I can get him on stuffonmycat.com.
I like to humiliate him by dressing him up in silly clothing.

is your cat secretly planning to murder you

There is a 94% Chance that your cat is secretly plotting to murder you!

is your cat secretly planning to murder you
is your cat secretly planning to murder you
is your cat secretly planning to murder you
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